MAKE LOKI FIX IT
Sad thing is in actual mythology this is very accurate. But loki does always fix the problem and usually the other gods got something good out of it in the end like magical weapons and tools, so really the other gods should stop bitching cuz when loki cleans up his messes they get free shit out of it.
Or, on one memorable occasion, a very nice horse.
Accurate post is accurate.
Finally, somebody gets it.
I was expecting a nice post defending God, but I got this.
Still funny though.
i think bucky would be SO INTO TODAY’S MUSIC LIKE WHAT
the avengers are called to assemble ”yeah but first, lemme take a selfie”
always making beyonce jokes in bed with steve “surfboart” oh god and how many times has steve had to suffer through “swerving on dat big body!”
"maybe you should give it a rest bucky" "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?"
and of course tony encourages this madness and steve’s just like
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.
Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”
It’s so freaking cute.
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