apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
I love you.
but why do we have to get married and have children
why can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits
i’d be much happier that way
i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
sam ‘freed’ lucifer
but let’s not forget that the first seal was broken by dean
the apocalypse was a group effort
team free lucifer
*boss ass bitch plays in background*
A brilliant metaphor
To the persons tags before me, A+
#they also ask what you’re wearing when you get hit #why weren’t you wearing something more bright/reflective? #do you WANT to get hit?
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
THEY ARE FREE!! The Great Pikachu Outbreak starting August 9th to August 17th